Here’s a bit of local religious quackery:
An exorcist has carried out a ritual on a Sandwell school where seven members of staff have been struck down by a mystery illness.
The exorcist came forward after being alerted to sickness problems affecting staff at The Meadows Special School in Oldbury.
Sandwell Council education spokesman Coun Ian Jones revealed the exorcist had tried to clear the school of any malevolent presence.
More at the National Secular Society. There are no reports of teachers’ heads revolving.